How fucked up a place are we in that for half a second (until I noticed it was the Onion) I thought that was real…
It could be real. Just send him a fake letter from a Doctor of Phrenology, and he’d probably repeat it.
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softly: “Okay, grandpa. Time for bed.”
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Here is Trump basically promising to abandon Taiwan and torpedo the US economy at the same time. No wonder the CCP prefers him over Harris.
“When asked whether he would use military force in response to a potential Chinese blockade of Taiwan, Trump said it wouldn’t be necessary”
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That’s great, numbnuts! Punish us !!!
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It’s kind of cuckoo.
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The video on his Bluesky has a Fox News person reacting completely aghast by his story 
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The bottom keeps getting bottomier
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Two paragraphs in particular made me sigh.
During his half-hour shift Sunday, Trump traded his suit jacket for an apron and received a brief tutorial from a fry cook. He then took a turn at the deep fryer himself, dropping two batches of potatoes into hot oil and waiting for them to cook. He mostly followed instructions, though he forgot to fully drain the oil from one batch and appeared to be more generous with the salt.
Trump marveled repeatedly about how the fries are packaged, with the aid of a scooper-like device.
He did a half-hour shift and screwed it up, then he marveled at a scoop! And this is the guy MAGA cultists think is qualified to handle one of the most stressful jobs in the world?
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Well, T**** does look like he’ll need an Undertaker soon…
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ETA
The event was as spontaneous as a rehearsed campaign event could be and everyone here in Brazil is replaying this video without the slightest question or hesitation.
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Nope…way too organized and well-orchestrated.
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Did he throw paper towels at them?
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He might have given them food poisoning, if he didn’t wash his hands – assuming anyone ate anything. They might see a profitable market in selling on pieces of the True Fries to the MAGA marks.
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