Trump the Chump (Part 2)

A while ago there was the question of why right-wingers love AI images so much. I guess one reason we forgot was “they really suck at Photoshop”.

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Who knew that earth is under a red sun?

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what the actual…
that is well and truly hideous and just plain wrong on so, so many levels (even for Bizarro World )…
just who the hell is skunk supposed to be?

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He should give a recorder, a kazoo and a slide whistle to Dean Cain, Rob Schneider and Kevin Sorbo to perform at his events to solve this problem

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I wish this were true.

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Both Is Good The Road To El Dorado GIF

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Oh please make that happen. Make it soon. Make it often. And make it meme the hell out of memedom.

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Hmmm… ‘puke-laughing’?

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sick schitts creek GIF by CBC

???

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Update:

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I have high hopes that they’ll have no choice but to hide Trump’s body in an unmarked, secret grave somewhere because the vandalism, mockery and defecation upon his first gravesite will be incessant and unprecedented. It will be sweet irony that this narcissist’s tomb will have to be hidden away and ignored, where even his cult don’t know where to find it. It’s probably the only justice he’ll receive.

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I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he had a mausoleum built in Mar a Lago. On private property, access control is easier and you can even charge cultists to visit. The only thing stopping him is probably the fact that he doesn’t think he will ever die and doesn’t care that those that survive him [1] are continuing to make money if he doesn’t profit.


  1. I was going to say his loved ones, but, yeah, about that… ↩︎

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Embalm the cadaver, put it in a shrine, charge people to see it…
Yeah, I can see his kids doing that. Well, Ivanka anyway.

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I would hope that wouldn’t be enough to prevent it… sure, getting revenge on a corpse may not seem worth any trouble or risk, especially for people who have spent the past eight years just wishing they never had to see or think about him ever again, but I feel like that ship has sailed and this is the only way to get closure. We’re going to be seeing and hearing about Trump to some degree for the rest of our lives and living with the lasting damage he did, so it would be some comfort if the context for that was “that dead guy who can’t rest in peace because everyone wants the justice he evaded in life”. If he ends up in prison I may feel differently, but I’m not holding my breath.

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Zoom in: This week, his campaign debuted a Pennsylvania mail-in voting website for a program called “Swamp the Vote,” aimed at boosting GOP turnout in swing states.

  • The same day, Trump called mail-in voting “terrible” during an interview with “Dr. Phil” McGraw.
  • “We want to get rid of mail-in voting,” Trump said at a rally in Pennsylvania on Friday, adding to the mixed messages coming from his campaign. Some Republicans, egged on by Trump, have associated mail-in voting with voter fraud — despite a lack of evidence.

For months, Trump’s team has been training field volunteers to get out the Republican vote.

  • But Trump is making clear he doesn’t care as much about their efforts as he does “election integrity” — a push aimed in part at justifying his false claims that he lost the 2020 election only because of fraud.
  • “Our primary focus is not to get out the vote — but to make sure they don’t cheat,” Trump said last week.
  • Steven Cheung, the Trump campaign’s communications director, told Axios both programs “are equally important”: “Trump has encouraged his supporters and voters to get out the vote through video, social media posts, in-person events and much more.”

The ex-president continues to lean into personal attacks, despite his advisers’ repeated efforts to get him to focus more on issues.

  • They’re writing policy proposals into his speeches, and pushing policy ideas on social media and in a daily campaign newsletter, Palm Beach Playbook.
  • Trump frequently deviates from prepared remarks to ask those at his rallies which nicknames he should give his opponents. Mispronouncing Harris’ first name is a constant feature of his rallies. He’s begun calling her “Comrade Kamala.”
  • In North Carolina during the Democratic convention, Trump complained: “They always say, ‘Sir, please stick to policy, don’t get personal … You’ll win it on the border. You’ll win it with inflation. You’ll win it with your great military that you built.’”
  • He then did a “free poll” of the crowd: “Should I get personal, or should I not get personal?” The MAGA crowd roared, wanting more vintage Trump.
  • “My advisers are fired!” he joked at a time when he’s brought back past advisers such as Corey Lewandowski.

https://www.axios.com/2024/08/31/trump-strategy-harris-undermine-strategy-2024

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There’s a spot in the ocean next to Osama bin Laden.

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Kenan Thompson Reaction GIF by NBC

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Hey buddy, maybe if you weren’t burning their budget by yugely overcharging them for hotel stays?

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