Trump the Chump (Part 2)

I’m feeling very pessimistic today, FWIW, but I feel like we got to remember, they have not won yet, and we still have a chance to save ourselves and the world…

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Shows up almost an hour and a half late to a Mar A Lago press conference, exhaustedly rambles for a few minutes and then wonders off without taking questions.

The press: wY iS KamaLa aVoIding the PreS Al thE tim?

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They ran out of whatever it is they juice him up with and needed to get a “refill”.

“He’s never early, he’s always late
First thing you learn is that you always gotta wait”

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encrypted paper

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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He’s too frail to hang off the back like regular working men and women.

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The plaque at the bottom of the Trump statue was titled “In honor of a lifetime of sexual assault.” Below that, it included an excerpt from Trump’s infamously recorded conversation (“they let you do anything”) with Access Hollywood host Billy Bush in 2005, which went public late in the 2016 presidential campaign.

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^ Nightmare fuel sex doll.

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Happy Halloween :jack_o_lantern:

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He’s afraid of the inevitable backlash and depreciation of his brand.

Even such a troll as 50 knows where to draw the line.

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well;

whoopsi

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Hard to get too excited about this since by any rational measure the value for this stock should be zero, but I’d like to hope that this decline is a distraction for Trump and gets under his skin in these last few days:

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“FAILING Truth Social’s share price plunges 22%! Donald Trump loses $1.3 billion in net worth. What a LOSER!”

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Surprised 90 Day Fiance GIF by TLC

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Holy shit. Required listening: hearing career staffers soberly describe Trump as a literal fascist and that they fear for the country if he’s reelected is truly terrifying.

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