Trump the Chump (Part 2)

Which one is wrinkles, which one is puckers, and which one is bulges?

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Cue Trumpy giving Dixville Notch to Putin.

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I love the juxtaposition of this headline and photo from The Oregonian:

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He was president. He must realize that President Biden can just mobilize them and place them under his command.

Which he can do in Texas; should he choose to. Assign them somewhere else.

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Jury Orders Trump to Pay Carroll $83.3 Million for Years of Defamation

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/01/26/nyregion/trump-carroll-defamation-trial

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Very sound advice

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You know at least one of them will, because they won’t be able to resist the siren call of fame… and then they’ll put themselves and their family at risk…

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I hope MAGA tourists get triggered by those…

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It’s hilarious that Trump’s lawyer described the court-appointed monitor as someone on a “Javert-like quest.” Not just because I’m almost sure Trump never watched nor read any version of Les Miserables, but because it likens the plight of a crooked billionaire former President to that of a tragic character who served 19 years in prison for stealing a loaf of bread to feed his starving sister.

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Victor Hugo is rolling in his grave…

Victor Hugo Pamela Chougne GIF

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“Basically my client is like the hero Quasimodo except he’s tall and handsome and rich and everyone absolutely loves him.”

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Think No Way GIF by chelsiekenyon

And probably not really the rich part, either… or at least not as rich as he claims…

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$48 million is a pretty big baguette!

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