Trump the Chump (Part 2)

I can’t wait to hear about his diss track.

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But according to sources close to Trump, the former President has claimed he’s not afraid because he’s “more popular” than Swift and has more fans. The same source stated that Trump was angry Swift was named Time’s 2023 Person of the Year over him.

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And she’s not paying for followers

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I know just the thing to help those poll numbers. He should boast about how big his dick is. The ladies love hearing about that sort of thing

(I totally meant that sarcastically so please don’t yell at me)

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TLDNR:

The “paranoia on the right about a romance between the most popular singer in the world and an NFL player does make Republicans seem, frankly, weird,” wrote the newspaper’s conservative editorial board.

“A question, though, for the trollies: If they believe defeating Mr. Trump is so easy that Mr. Biden can do it merely by getting an endorsement from a singer who backed him in 2020, doesn’t that suggest the GOP might be making a mistake by nominating such a weak candidate?” it asked.

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It would be fucking glorious if it was Taylor Swift that got people to re-think their attitudes about treating Trump and the MAGA movement as normal…

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“So I said to him, ‘Well, you know, I raised this question with your attorneys yesterday, sir, and they graciously offered to provide us with lunch.’ At which point there was a huge pile of documents, exhibits, sitting in front of him, and he took the pile and he just threw it across the table,” Kaplan said.

She added, “He really yelled at Alina for that. He was so mad at Alina,” referring to Trump’s lawyer Alina Habba.

After they resumed the deposition following lunch, Kaplan said Trump asked her how she liked her meal.

“I said, 'Well, sir, I had a banana. You know, I can never really eat when I’m taking testimony,” said Kaplan, who then said Trump was "kind of charming. “He said, ‘I told you, I told them to make you really bad sandwiches, but they can’t help themselves here.’”

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Better yet, show them. I hear the women folk love it when a guy unexpectedly exposes himself to them, either in person or via digital image. /s

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Kaplan said Trump then said to her: “See you next Tuesday,” a slang term referring to a word for female genitalia used as an insult for women.

Kaplan said she didn’t know what the slang term meant and it wasn’t until her colleagues informed her afterward.

Took me a minute to make the connection there. What a disgusting manchild.

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According to a source familiar with the situation, the private investigators were commissioned to look into missteps by Trump’s legal team in the early stages of his rape defamation case against E. Jean Carroll.

Specifically, this source said, the private eye looked into who Trump’s lawyers had interviewed—and who they hadn’t.

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To borrow from John Paul Jones: They have not yet begun to pay!

Depending on the final verdict the New York fraud case could make the E. Jean Carroll defamation judgements look like a slap on the wrist by comparison. The Attorney General in that case is asking for $370 Million in penalties.

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Fat Elvis maybe.

Is trump signaling a similar fate?

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Well, they are both humans.

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And yet some significant portion of my / our U.S.ians want this horrible example of a human being to be their leader. Ye gods, this timeline, I hate it.

Imagine a much bigger, more powerful platform for dishing out this kind of vindictive, petty, abusive, creepy behavior. Oh wait, we only have to remember 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021…

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[citation needed]

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