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Oooh! A treasure hunt! I love treasure hunts!
Gold? Naah, you want the anti-bacterial colloidal silver, surely.
"Those fools will never know I platinum-plated my golden toilets!"
The first five children to find those toilet seats will receive an exclusive tour of the fabulous palace. At the end of the day they will be escorted home by a procession of trucks, each one filled with more Turkish Delight than they could ever eat.
Also, by Executive Decree one of those five children will become the next President of Turkey!
How bout' that! My cousin Marcy found it first!
Yea but one of them gets put through the transporter.
Eeee, cold. And heavy. Lifting the seat to pee will be an effort. It will make it even less likely men will do so.
If you just spent $1,000,000,000.00 on a palace then you had fucking better have a few solid gold toilet seats to show for it.
The only proper use for that kind of money for a palace or state residence is if you put it in a hollowed out volcano.
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