When did horrifying become wonderfully odd? I would turn around if I walked into a bathroom with that first one.
Love the brass section though.
The brass section is clearly a manifestation of the âGolden Toiletâ joke.
These would definitely go in my âDear Johnâ collection.
Shortly after winning the 2000 Presidential election, President-elect George W. Bush and his wife Laura were invited to the White House for a customary congratulatory dinner with outgoing President Bill Clinton and first lady Hillary.
During the meal Bush excused himself to use the facilities and was amazed to find a solid gold urinal in the Presidential washroom. âThis IS a sweet gig,â he thought to himself as he washed his hands and returned to the dining room. âWait until I tell Laura about this.â
A few days later the First Ladies met again for tea as their husbands prepared for the transition. âHow did George enjoy his first evening at the White House?â Hillary asked. âOh, he canât wait to move in,â said Laura. âHe couldnât stop talking about how fancy the facilities wereâhe seemed especially taken with that solid gold Presidential urinal.â
Later that evening Hillary turned to Bill and said âWell, I found out who peed in your saxophoneâŚâ
I would not want to be inspecting that cleaver with a full bladder.
Looks like yer odds are 50/50⌠Pull the wrong handle andâŚ
I do not like oddly designed urinals. They make me worry that I will mistake somethingâs function and commit a particularly unsanitary faux pas.
Please tell me itâs not just me.
What is the first one supposed to be? I feel like itâs some kind of obscure racist stereotype.
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