Turn a sweater into swants


#1

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#2

Yet another answer to a question no one asked…


#3

This is going to take the seasonal ugly sweater competition to a whole new level, entirely unwelcome.


#4

No. Don’t do this. No one do this.

Can we agree? That we’re not going to do this?


#5

The more negative responses I see, the more I want to do this. Keep them coming.


#6

Ah yes, strategically placed jingle bells…


#7

But… what if you want to cosplay as a cosby sweater?


#8

Looks more like long swunderswear to me.


#9

Can’t decide which is worse. People being able to see through your vaguely transparent Lululemon lycra, or people being able to see through the holes in your swants.

Also, I think this demands a male equivalent of the term “sweater puppies”.


#10

I’ve never seen so many crotch shots in a sewing tutorial.


#11

Only if we all promise not to turn our shorts into mini-dresses.


#12

Pom-poms.


#13

Better than that dead human skin pants thingie that they were offering up a week or two back. Go for it. While you’re at it, make slippers out of mittens or hats and hats out of slippers.


#14

Yield:
1 pair of swants
1 matching dickie


#15

I don’t know what to think.


#16

That’s an appropriate response.


#17

That is the sort of slippery slope that the Religious “right” is always warning us about! I say that we ban swants now! Won’t somebody please think of the children?!?!


#18

Please tell me that was on a drunken dare. Otherwise…


#19

This quote from the comment thread on the tutorial page sums it up nicely:

“And so the Hipster sheds its summer pelt and grows a glorious winter plumage.”

Spoken in the warm, dulcet tones of David Attenborough, of course.


#20

Yeah, Smarmy Yoga Man is smarmy…doesn’t need any more help on the Masters & Johnson Creeper metric