Turn a sweater into swants

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Yet another answer to a question no one asked…

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This is going to take the seasonal ugly sweater competition to a whole new level, entirely unwelcome.

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No. Don’t do this. No one do this.

Can we agree? That we’re not going to do this?

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The more negative responses I see, the more I want to do this. Keep them coming.

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Ah yes, strategically placed jingle bells…

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But… what if you want to cosplay as a cosby sweater?

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Looks more like long swunderswear to me.

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Can’t decide which is worse. People being able to see through your vaguely transparent Lululemon lycra, or people being able to see through the holes in your swants.

Also, I think this demands a male equivalent of the term “sweater puppies”.

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I’ve never seen so many crotch shots in a sewing tutorial.

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Only if we all promise not to turn our shorts into mini-dresses.

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Pom-poms.

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Better than that dead human skin pants thingie that they were offering up a week or two back. Go for it. While you’re at it, make slippers out of mittens or hats and hats out of slippers.

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Yield:
1 pair of swants
1 matching dickie

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I don’t know what to think.

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That’s an appropriate response.

That is the sort of slippery slope that the Religious “right” is always warning us about! I say that we ban swants now! Won’t somebody please think of the children?!?!

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Please tell me that was on a drunken dare. Otherwise…

This quote from the comment thread on the tutorial page sums it up nicely:

“And so the Hipster sheds its summer pelt and grows a glorious winter plumage.”

Spoken in the warm, dulcet tones of David Attenborough, of course.

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Yeah, Smarmy Yoga Man is smarmy…doesn’t need any more help on the Masters & Johnson Creeper metric

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