Turn on this lamp by peeling back its rubbery foreskin

But when the bulb gets too hot to handle, how do you turn it off?

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I presume its an LED light, and some LED bulbs can get kinda warm but handling them isn’t uncomfortable since it doesn’t get crazy hot like CFL or incandescent bulbs

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Maybe when it illumes it can play Sia’s ‘Turn the Night On.’
Lost opportunity for dual/more tea or lube warmer.
Should I mention ‘incel modern’ again?

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What happens when you combine it with a Fleshlight?

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Would that more designers received such careful advice.

Or, maybe not! :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Or if you send morse code with it, does it ejaculate?

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That robot is riding a motorcycle?

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Or um, enjoying a crab.

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Pearls you say?

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It’s a shocking story but one that’s cut short?

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Getting into a thick book?

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Kate Mckinnon Flirt GIF by Saturday Night Live

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I think its apropos when it comes to Dodge’s trucks. Just like female reproductive organs, they’re built tough

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That is usually the case…

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Cassidy does not approve…

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That’d do, I reckon.

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