Turn on this lamp by peeling back its rubbery foreskin

[bluecat]

But when the bulb gets too hot to handle, how do you turn it off?

[Grey_Devil]

I presume its an LED light, and some LED bulbs can get kinda warm but handling them isn’t uncomfortable since it doesn’t get crazy hot like CFL or incandescent bulbs

[Flossaluzitarin]

Maybe when it illumes it can play Sia’s ‘Turn the Night On.’
Lost opportunity for dual/more tea or lube warmer.
Should I mention ‘incel modern’ again?

[ficuswhisperer]

What happens when you combine it with a Fleshlight?

[anon15383236]

@Grey_Devil

one of the first things he taught us was to question our designs to see if we were inadvertently adding anything sexual, phallic, yonic , etc.

Would that more designers received such careful advice.

Or, maybe not!

[anon48584343]

@bluecat

But when the bulb gets too hot to handle, how do you turn it off?

[AdmFubar]

Or if you send morse code with it, does it ejaculate?

[anon59592690]

That robot is riding a motorcycle?

[anon15383236]

Or um, enjoying a crab.

[anon59592690]

[anon48584343]

Pearls you say?

[Immutable_Mike]

@anon48584343

Did you hear the one about the Mohel and the electrician?

It’s a shocking story but one that’s cut short?

[ChuckV]

@anon15383236

Or um, enjoying a crab.

Getting into a thick book?

[anon15383236]

[ficuswhisperer]

@anon15383236

Would that more designers received such careful advice.

[Grey_Devil]

I think its apropos when it comes to Dodge’s trucks. Just like female reproductive organs, they’re built tough

[anon94804983]

That is usually the case…

[anon94804983]

[anon61221983]

Cassidy does not approve…

[bluecat]

That’d do, I reckon.