Now that’s a legit need. We have pondered ways to safely/sanely/sanitarily keep a bit of coconut oil above room temperature on the nightstand.
Don’t cross the streams. Just don’t.
Surely it would melt when applied to the Relevant Areas?
Unless you’re a lizard person, that is.
In the colder months, it tends to fall off the Relevant Area long before it melts.
“I love you, light”
A college boyfriend told me his mom had suggested to him that he use banana peels…
So, true to form, I see that whole project sounds hilarious!
It was cold in that room.
And to do a little showing off of the new word I learned on BBS recently - imagine if you had to use taqaandan* to turn it off…
*Voluntary, forced detumescence.
Because she was sick of washing his grody socks?
I think there was some concern about chaffing…sounds like it was a…erm…busy time in his life.
Plus, one of his guesses was it was a sneaky way to get him to eat more fruit.
Well a banana is better I guess than a post-fap cigarette!
(Unless it has a sudden um, extra sauce. )
They call it, mellow yellow…
Yeah, but not all dudes understand why other dudes do that.
I hadn’t thought about them in years, but I used to inspect and service a few of these things:
Not quite as phallic as I recalled after reading your excellent tale, though.
Oh, and imagine how awkward if every time you reached for a banana from the fruit bowl your mom was like, “nudge, nudge, wink, wink. you have fun, son.”
“Well, there he goes again with the banana cream pie.” his mother said.
“I haven’t had a wink of sleep since the bris!”
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