Press this bizarre kitty lamp's gold balls to switch it on


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/02/10/press-this-bizarre-kitty-lamp.html


#2

Don’t ask how it gets turned off.


#3

Peak Toxoplasmosis


#4

Please tell me that’s a USB port.


#5

It couldn’t be on BoingBoing without at least a USB port. I expect it to be 3d printed as well. And how many Arduinos could you fit in that guy?


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#7

Aha! NOW I know what to buy my buddy for Xmas xD!


#8

I assume that’s the power plug in its ass? Pure class (and you know that’s the case because the balls are gold).


#9

That’s really gilding the kitty!


#10

My eyes would glow too…


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#12

What if I want a female kitty lamp? If they’re making them in both white and black versions, they should make them in both boy and girl kitty versions.


#13

Nah

…Other text because ‘nah’ is apparently too short.


#14

The girl kitty version would have to have the micro USB port aligned vertically, & make the plate it’s set in, rose gold


#15

I think it’s battery powered? And maybe recharged through ass-usb? as-sb? Ass-ess-bee? USBass? Ewe-Ess-Base? Ewe-Ess-Bass?

I think I’ll stop now …

Wait: I’m certain the sex toy industry will have a solution - and the correct nomenclature - for this! Somebody ask Erika Moen?


#16

For that much it had better lick mine!


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#18

U-ass-B, no doubt.


#19

Is it brought to us by the same people who invented the Twinkle Tush?


#20

Long walks on the beach?