Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/02/10/press-this-bizarre-kitty-lamp.html
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Don’t ask how it gets turned off.
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Peak Toxoplasmosis
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Please tell me that’s a USB port.
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It couldn’t be on BoingBoing without at least a USB port. I expect it to be 3d printed as well. And how many Arduinos could you fit in that guy?
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Aha! NOW I know what to buy my buddy for Xmas xD!
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I assume that’s the power plug in its ass? Pure class (and you know that’s the case because the balls are gold).
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That’s really gilding the kitty!
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My eyes would glow too…
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What if I want a female kitty lamp? If they’re making them in both white and black versions, they should make them in both boy and girl kitty versions.
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Nah
…Other text because ‘nah’ is apparently too short.
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The girl kitty version would have to have the micro USB port aligned vertically, & make the plate it’s set in, rose gold
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I think it’s battery powered? And maybe recharged through ass-usb? as-sb? Ass-ess-bee? USBass? Ewe-Ess-Base? Ewe-Ess-Bass?
I think I’ll stop now …
Wait: I’m certain the sex toy industry will have a solution - and the correct nomenclature - for this! Somebody ask Erika Moen?
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For that much it had better lick mine!
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U-ass-B, no doubt.
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Is it brought to us by the same people who invented the Twinkle Tush?
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Long walks on the beach?
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