Truck Nuts, for Elites.
You can get the female version, but no male user will know where the “on” switch is.
You know, I’m quite unashamed to say that, no, I don’t know where a cat’s clitoris is.
The galaxy is on Orion’s ass
Somebody’s been a busy kitty under that sofa
Funny, that’s how Alec Baldwin is turned on as well.
That’s totes def!
I see you baby, shakin that ass
That’s good, admitting your failings is the first step in correcting them!
For that special someone who just hasn’t the time to train their cat to turn on a lamp after after having its balls pressed.
Roadmap for all the Toms out there:
Second step: Being banned from Pet Lovers Centre.
Tiny? Looks about average for a cat that size to me.
And yes, that’s the socket for plugging in a low V power cable.
Several types of IKEA lamps (LED, halogen) use this.
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