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Well, same diff. Like Confucius says, “the twittering yellow bird rests on the corner of a mound. When it rests, it knows where to rest”. It’s like, Buddha nature is always fully formed.
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“Put the cat bed on the east wall.”
“Why?”
“It likes the sunshine from the east and west windows, and we want it around for purrs, cuddles, and for slaughtering mice and snakes.”
“Oh… OK. He does look peaceful there in the sun, doesn’t he…”
Two generations later and poof, the cat-bed is the altar and it’s full-on cat worship… 
… prove me wrong… this kind of stuff is exactly how it happens… 
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Cat’s head is warm, so who’s stupid now eh?
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Which is one short step from:
Sorry in advance to any and all who watch it.
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Yes; lamp does not connect Cat to God. Cat IS God.
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Hey, we all seek enlightenment in our own ways…
I’m not gonna judge.
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sniff sniff…anyone else smell burning hair?
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Our catlamp looks like that when she’s 80% charged.
When she’s at 100%, light comes out the ears and mouth, too.
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“… the seraphim Baraqiel…”
Mice consider cats to be Azrael, the Angel of Death. The lamp is a ruse.
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“Ha ha ha Frank. Now get that lampshade off your head, party animal. No more drinks for you.”
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Begun, the Cat Wars have.
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He just hasn’t been as playful since the Horus Heresy; I’m not sure what’s wrong…
I had a cat who would sneak onto the stove top while I was cooking, for the warmth, obviously. One night, I hadn’t realized that he had gotten up until I smelled fur burning, and his very fluffy tail was smoldering. He got tossed into the sink very quickly, and from then on, he was closed in another room while I was cooking.
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