Turns out the shoplifting crisis is largely media hype

Our pun radius is quite large.

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Imma take the carpal tunnel all the way to France!

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ulna see ya ther.
elbow in Scotland!

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There’s a bespoke throne maker that just moved out near 82nd that could probably make a better throne for you at a reasonable price.

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I wanted to lift a shop but failed. Notes to self: use a bigger crane next time and be sure to call Faux Newz for a film crew.

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All I know is, if I ever do see someone shoplifting food…

No I didn’t. Ⓐ

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