Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/01/25/turtle-vs-herd-of-cows.html
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When did @beschizza get a trombone?
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So he played until the cows came home.
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“The rocks are alive! Tell everyone you know! They are alive! They have a consciousness!”
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Those cows were not amoosed.
I’ll get my coat…
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Looks like a snapping turtle. I would run away too.
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Maybe that turtle has a taste for beef, but realized that it was too slow to actually run a cow down, like in it’s dreams of being a turtlecheetah, so it staged this ambush.
Better luck next time, little turtle!
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He shall be our symbol of resistance; the vanguard of the herpletariat.
We will not be cowed.
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I think you could just walk.
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That’s not what the cow herd. 
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Well it’s weird enough that perhaps at last I’ve seen the answer to a question that has bugged me for years:
How DO you ork a cow?
(Misplaced hyphens can create as much confusion as misplaced commas.)
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Yup, that tail is a good indicator. Very dangerous critters.
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Some myths hold that turtle shells reveal the entire cosmos. If that’s true, it’s possible these bovines saw a future they didn’t like one bit!
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Older Cows:
This rock smells funny… AAAGGHHH! It moved!
No it didn’t, let me see. AAAGGHHH! It moved!
What are you looking at? AAAGGHHH! The rock, it moved!
Calf:
What are you guys doing?
Older Cow:
This rock, it moves by itself!
Calf:
Yeah right!
Ow! It bit me!
Older Cow:
Rocks don’t bite! OW! It bit me!
Run away!!! The rocks have mouths and they bite!
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