Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/02/corgi-realizes-rock-is-alive.html
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+1 for cuddle bread and +1 for insouciant stone; but aren’t terrapenes a class of carcinogenic volatile organic compounds?
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You’re thinking of terpenes, which usually smell much better than box turtles. 
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“No one could have predicted” that that rock wasn’t a rock!
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That turtle has really nice eyes. (I swear I mean that in a non-creepy way)
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Oh man, you had to bring Rule 34 into it!
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I didn’t read or hear anyone even saying the word “tortoise,” so who was being corrected there?
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This is what a turtle saying oh shit looks like.
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A splendid reenactment of the Late Triassic’s first mammal/reptile interaction. It gave me goosebumps! 
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“That turtle could be a rock…
… in disguise – fooling everyone.”
Turtle Song by Hugo Largo
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{Corgi barks translated below}
Wicked, tricksy, false!
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The dog looks pretty cheerful about the whole thing. The turtle, not so much.
I’m taking the turtle’s perspective here, and wish ot wasn’t owned by a would-be youtube “influencer”.
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turtles are faster than you’d think
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“What is this, a test designed to provoke an emotional response?”
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Can we show this to people who have the “My corgi is smarter than your honor student” bumper stickers?
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