*From the best Trek movie (about whales)
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“Jarvis.”
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“Serge”, because if I’m going to have a voice-activated minion, I want one with a silly name reference that nobody else is going to think of.
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Funny how 30 Rock predicted this. Tech folks should hire more comedians I guess:
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You have stopped using Amazon completely, correct? Because it’s not as difficult or insane as I make it sound. Amazon isn’t getting to that future with my help, shop local.
Can you get vintage milk locally?
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I do, but it’s bespoke. I use patience.
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Donald Trump reading news articles about unwanted Alexa orders triggers unwanted Alexa orders.
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Donald Trump can’t read.
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Not silently at least.
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Scotland will be safe!
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Not even out loud.
Vintage milk is my favorite
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I noticed a crap-load of devices at the CES that listed Alexa support as one of their major attributes. I wonder what happens when one has 3 Alexa devices within earshot?
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In Turkey, it’s just called “Delight”.
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I know it means we can have new technologies we might not otherwise
I gave you my tiny heart despite this.
And then the report about the report caused more unwanted Alexa orders. When will they ever learn?
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Wait, is this how the singularity happens?
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I’m more worried about a new kind of virus – sets up on a home PC (or anything with a speaker) and orders non-physical products when it determines no humans are home. Scrape 5-10$ off each person a month on ignorable nonphysical items & you could rack up a decent amount of money before people figure out what happened.
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If a virus could be set up to purchase more viruses, could we consider it a life form?
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