Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/03/21/south-korea-2.html
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Commence the phaser sweeping of rooms protocol.
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I’m looking forward to seeing how Hot, Swarming Bedbug Porn does in Pornhub’s annual search rankings.
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Yeah, shame these cameras don’t have noses. You’d be able to spot them easily.
Which means we’ll all need to be trained as to how (and why it is critical) to adopt the “I’m holding a deadly weapon in a menacing way” stance, merely to sweep a room for bugs (once the bug-sweepy device is widely available).
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Horrifyingly well, I shouldn’t wonder.
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People pay money to watch others being bored and flipping through cable channels or futzing around on their phone?
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Seems that’s key to their economic model. Imagine paying for a live stream of an empty room, or a dark room with the sound of snoring. (I suppose the most hardcore voyeurs might still get a kick out of a fat guy watching TV while eating take-out.)
A friend once sent me a link to some Japanese porn that is not too far off from that, so be careful what you ask for.
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Moreover, have you ever seen civilians with their clothes off? Your porn stars are, for the most part, professional actors and, for the most part, they have a team of experts beautifying them. Most of us do not.
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JFC South Korea what gives?!?!
Just a matter of time before someone figures out how to hack these robots staffing a hotel, and it would be an easy matter to put an Alexa, Google Assistant, or Siri in of them–or even some kind of Nest “smart” device–if they haven’t already:
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Don’t be a porn snob. You’ve never clicked on the “homemade” tab?
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You’re in luck! I found a candidate:
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You have interesting friends…
Yeah, it falls under the search term “amateur.” Pointing out normal people aren’t porn stars doesn’t seem to have cut into these assholes business model. There are people out there, probably at least one less than a stone’s throw away from you at work, that are into nonconsensual voyeuristic thrills like this.
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Ooh, spotted noses!
I call Rule 34!
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Oh my, those bedroombug eyes! 
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Bug Chikka Bow Bow.
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Does anyone check into the motel then watch the livestream?
Recursion porn!
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All part of the Majesty of Creation…
