Two arrested for possession of whale vomit

Back when I first read about ambergris, it was listed at $5/oz.
This is on the order of $1,000 oz.

Prices have gone up since Encyclopedia Brown helped bust Bugs Meany.
Bugs had stolen a 50 lb chunk! That’s $800,000! Daaaaamn.

(PS: Ambergris floats.)

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Do you work in the R&D lab at GOOP?

I don’t know, Moby passed it.

How could anyone think something so abjectly stupid?
That’s what dried tiger penis is for.

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FTFY

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