Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/10/19/2-headed-shark-caught-off-the-coast-of-india.html
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Poseidon’s version of Cerberos.
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Hades: “Nothing is more frightening than my Cerberus! Nothing!”
Poseidon: “Hold my sparkling water…”
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We’re going to need a second boat.
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Was this anywhere near the Springfield nuclear power plant?
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This shark needs two frickin’ laser beams!
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Orthus the Dogfish.
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What if a two-headed shark ran for President, on BOTH tickets?
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#doubletrouble
#bothsiderism
And if one has two heads and is speaking obsequiously to appease, can it still be said that they speak out of both sides of their mouth or does it become all four sides of their mouth.
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One of them made the wrong decision to take the bait. But seriously, is it not somewhat alarming how many two headed critters we are seeing lately in the news? These are documented facts, like climate change.
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“I’m a two-headed shark! Suck my diiiiicks!”
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And you wasted time trying to put a laser on a shark…
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Who had “Two-headed sharks” on their 2020 bingo sheet?
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I like your joke no matter what, but I always assumed that the “other side of their mouth” wasn’t a left/right distinction so much as a front/rear distinction, aka a less crude form of a similar aphorism. I don’t actually know if that’s even remotely true, though.
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The original design for the creature involved the two heads being on top of one another, but Hall successfully convinced the filmmakers to put the heads side-by-side.
Wow. After “2-Headed Shark” can “The Squaloid Centipede” be far behind?
2020 just keeps getting better and better.
No - just one boat, but … a catamaran, of course! 
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Shark schmark. Long long ago did my elementary school class visit the campus of Cal Poly where the biology dept. had a taxidermied two-headed calf on display. It lacked fangs so no nightmares ensured that I recall.
I’ll see your Murder Hornet, and raise you a two headed shark.
