The disasters just keep multiplying!
Wait sharknado is really a hurricane?
I swear for fucking truth… if the sharks are still alive and actively attacking people as the storm makes landfall, I am fucking done with this version of reality.
What if they have frickin laser beams? I mean if I am gonna die by shark, laser beam sharks are it.
I know it’s just someone trolling… but this reality has become so fucking bizarre, that damn near any craziness seems possible, if not necessarily plausible.
I’m so damn tired…
I am betting they are more like small dogfish size sharks.
Just keep telling yourself that. I hope you’re inland.
About as far inland as I can get before going into the other ocean.
The sharks probably aren’t any happier about it than us. Unless they’re X-treme sharks.
Is it Shark Week?
I’ve lost track. Discovery used to put a giant shark on their HQ bldg but, they up and moved to NYC.
Nobody tell Trump. He might try to nuke the storm.