Originally published at: Wild video of big shark swimming among beachgoers in Florida | Boing Boing
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Tonight on Shark News One: Hoards of hairless beach apes swimming near a local shark’s food supply. You won’t believe your fins!
Meanwhile, in California…
“32 provoked bites.”
Who the f00k provokes a shark?
It’s a beautiful day, the beaches are open, and everyone is having a wonderful time. Amity as you know means friendship.
Fishermen, teenage boys showing off, drunks and stoners for the most part. I never saw a shark back when I was a lifeguard at a beach in RI, but people fished for shark there in the evenings and I heard tales of some truly insane antics by fools who wanted, I guess, to prove they were not afraid of the dangerous fish.
Someone that just said “hold my beer”?
Reached for comment, the mayor of Pensacola (wearing a whimsically stylish blazer) insisted there was nothing to be concerned about, and that tourists will have a wonderful time in the beach town.
word is down here, that this was a hammerhead shark…
if sharks are cool (they are!),
then hammerheads are one of the coolest of the cool!
shark just sharkin’. chasin’ up some viddles.
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