Sharks preparing for epic battle against Trump administration

So we all know Trump doesn’t like sharks. Well wouldn’t you know it, apparently they are gathering off the Northeast US coast. I THINK WE KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!!

We’re all going to die of hysterics when Dubya saves the day, you heard it here first folks:

“Mission effin’ ACCOMPLISHED?! That’s MY line!!! THIS ONE’S FOR MOM!”

When I heard about an epic battle with sharks, this was what came to mind…


Credit John Oliver:

“No wonder he is afraid of sharks, he is shaped like a seal.”


I could see Puerto Rico as a whole deciding to invade at this point, very probably while riding fish-type sharks. And I would be SO DOWN.

1 Like

There was recently a switchblade equipped fish discovered. Seems appropriate.


This topic was automatically closed 30 days after the last reply. New replies are no longer allowed.