Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/07/30/uk-government-invests-in-sex-p.html
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Yeah, bringing in the UK government as a shareholder will really help a company like this. /s
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I hope the phrase “killing kittens” is British slang for some sexual act.
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Ah, thank you. I kept trying (and failing) to think of some possible Cockney rhyme.
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Damn - and there was me thinking every time you kill a kitten, god masturbates. I mean, he’s clearly a psychopath, if he exists, so that is perfectly plausible. 
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Feral cats kill billions of birds and small mammals every year.
I’m just doing my best to protect threatened species and preserve the natural environment.
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Plans for that were shelved back in October due to it being a poorly thought out disaster… because of course it is. Though it may be making a comeback in some form so stay tuned!
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In twenty years they’ll be privatising it to pay for tax cuts.
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Is it a clusterfuck? Usually they only do clusterfucks.
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That’s just impressive. Republicans in the States would explode if they found out that the government grants were being used in this prostitution-adjacent business focused entirely on women’s pleasure.
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Now that’s a political party i could support…
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Sex party = clusterfuck
Tory party = omnishambles
No. No, you really couldn’t.
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