UK government proposes issuing Britons with unique porn-viewing ID numbers

Well yes, but it would probably kill many small UK based sites. This would cover drawn works as well, which are often just one artist.

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In 2010 I was like: OK, they let the clowns in, whatever; the Coalition will soon crumble under their mad cuts and they’ll be flushed out in 2015.

In 2015 I was like: well, shit. LibDems were even more stupid than I thought. Whatever, at least Osborne can’t cut more than this, the debt is still there, the whole continent is starting to see austerity doesn’t work in the long term, we’re all in the same boat.

In June 2016 I was like: well, shit. We knew it was close, but fuck me. Ok, let the racists have their day; surely we can count on the big boys to drag their feet, there’s too much money involved, they’ll find a way to get “the right result” eventually.

Now I’m like: they are clinically insane. Theresa May is literally Satan. We are all gonna die.

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Like who opted for the written test and who for the oral?

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Instead of promising to keep the data secure they’ll probably go the other way.

"Gee, This database will be FULL of embarrassing info on your porn viewing habits.

Sure hope we don’t lose it."

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Hackers will be racing to find out what Nigel and Boris watch for kicks.

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So 80085 is still available?

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How about 5318008?

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House of Gord! Noooo!

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So it’s also about protecting the British porn industry? Double plus good!

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Depends on the nature of the porn.

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There’s a British pr0n industry? How frightful.

Please tell me no more. It’s been a bad year, what with Brexit.

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Actually, sex is a lot like numbers. You can have natural, rational, irrational, or imaginary.

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ha!
“Guys, guys, you know what we should do this year? Let’s curb internet porn (in the western world)”

  • said a certifiably delusional person in 2016.

Bu wait, it’s actually super easy, we just need to put up one of those “Enter your birthday” things in front of every porn site, then -after that- all we got to do is curb ‘lying to a website’. No biggie.

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I don’t want number 2s anywhere near my porn

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If I don’t want my new porn code delivered to home do you think they’ll deliver it to my work where I’m sure it will be MUCH more appreciated

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I don’t know how you do sex, but it doesn’t seem right to neglect the wholes.

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Wholes are natural!

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And naturals are rational. But I can’t turn that into a horrible pun.

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I spent a couple of minutes going mumblemumbletranscendentalmumblecardinal but, you know, I’ve got stuff to do today.

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You guys are making this too complex.

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