UK government proposes issuing Britons with unique porn-viewing ID numbers

something something pi, something circumference…

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Good luck with that, considering the age of consent in the UK is sixteen. Which means they can do sex before it’s legal to see pictures of it.

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They’re always going off on tangents. Let’s not lose sight of the prime objective here, which is to reduce multiplication among teens.

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Maybe it’s just me, but it seems like all the prime ones are odd.

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Luigi: How many men you got here, Colonel?

Colonel: Oh, er… seven thousand infantry, six hundred artillery, and er, two divisions of paratroops.

Luigi: Paratroops, Dino.

Dino: Be a shame if someone was to set fire to them.

Colonel: Set fire to them?

Luigi: Fires happen, Colonel.

Dino: Things burn.

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—Don’t forget complex and transcendental… Although I’m not sure that algebraic sex sounds very interesting…

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Sadly, it’s irreducible.

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Given the number of conservative politicians that get caught on a regular basis engaging in extramarital homosexual affairs, you would think even the conservative parties would oppose developing an exahustive list of pornography viewing habits.

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Luigi never hangs out with Dino, b/c Dino belongs to the white supremacist and his chuckling idiot sidekick up the street. Luigi hangs with Mario and Yoshi, you monster.

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I was very disappointed with Stephen Crabb. He’s a Conservative and an evangelical Christian but he let the side down by having an affair with a woman.

If you can’t do it right then why bother?

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All these attempts by the government to stop people viewing pornography are making me determined to retain the ability to do so if I wish.

OT but I need to tell this story which was told me by an old printing engineer.
Not long after he qualified, he was sent out to Arizona to install a large, fast and high quality printing press designed for rapid changeovers, out in the hills. He discovered that its sole purpose was the production of high quality pornographic books.
There were several bribed officials in town and so they got two hours warning of any visits by the police, the morality squad or whatever. At this point, the product and the plates were quickly transferred to a large truck which set off to drive around for a while, and when the police etc. arrived, the press was producing a section of an illustrated Bible. (They had apparently picked up the plates for this cheap).
His conclusions:

  1. The top end of the volume printing industry is driven by pornography (see The Internet)
  2. Desire for the product is such that means will be found to circumvent any attempt at control.
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This is wonderful news for people who get off on being watched.

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Brains and humour, thank you BB commentators for giving me a good giggle.

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I’ve never done this before but:

Fixed. Carry on.

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From Wikipedia:

it includes everything from elementary equation solving to the study of abstractions such as groups, rings, and fields.

Groups and rings in a field, that could be quite interesting…

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I’m now wondering what sort of sex position would be ‘the Klein bottle’.

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Probably masturbation imagining highly implausible physical activities where one solid surface has to pass through another solid surface without actually penetrating it in order to be physically plausible.

Or, in other words, probably smutty fanfic of the sort written by inexperienced virgins.

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Or something disturbingly like goatse.

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