UK government proposes issuing Britons with unique porn-viewing ID numbers

AKA the Trump

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You have a point. Nobody is really sure whether Galois died for his politics or over some girl…

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Aaaand like contemporary porn, thread becomes too complicated too quickly.
Whatever happened to 1 + 1 = 2? Still my preferred genre.

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Sex is unique in that 1 + 1 can also equal 3. I’ve avoided this result so far.

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back when i was a kid we didnt have internet for that, we had our local network of stashed vhs casettes and magazines that circulated in various friendship circles. i get why people are trying to do something about this but thinking this will do anything other than piss off adults looking for porn legitimately is just hilarious, the people who are proposing this idiotic system, do they even use computers?

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Hey, we all know what porn is. There’s no need to quote it here!

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We’ve now spent more than 2000 years trying to control alcohol, sex, and drugs, with similar results over and over. Do they seriously think a login form will stop people now? Ha.

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All of this. People forget that porn existed before the internet :confused:

They even forget all the old tropes about kids hiding porn under the mattress and passing porn around in their circle of friends, all of which are absolutely true.

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I only popped in because the comment count was 69.

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Real men like round numbers

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And transcendential.

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you 2?

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I like round numbers and I cannot lie.

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I want to read that one, but as it’s going to list every number, I’m going to wait for it to Finnish first.

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I can’t even

Perhaps perfect:

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How about just friendly.

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Okay, Finland won this round. The German number is short and clear in comparison:
Achthundertsiebenundneunzigtausendsiebenhundertelf.

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