Unemployed 20-year-old who lives with his parents confesses to massive German political dox


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/01/09/time-rich-cash-poor.html


#2

Sure, but did he weigh 400 pounds?


#3

Yeah, and was he in the basement when he did it?


#4

Hmm. :thinking:


#5

Well we know for certain this can’t be the person really responsible for the 2016 DNC hacks. Because this guy’s mom’s basement isn’t in New Jersey.


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The idea that the federal police should hire the hacker, a proposition raised during the press conference, is laughable. By that measure, every jerk who doxxes someone on Reddit should be swimming in job offers.

Now that’s what I call logic!

Aside from the fact they’re naughty, why not hire hackers for security work? Takes a thief to catch a thief.


#8

Or just hire them to do nothing. Lots and lots of nothing.


#9

Yes - He was in the basement of the Comet Ping Pong pizza restaurant!


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