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Sure, but did he weigh 400 pounds?
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Yeah, and was he in the basement when he did it?
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Hmm. 
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Well we know for certain this can’t be the person really responsible for the 2016 DNC hacks. Because this guy’s mom’s basement isn’t in New Jersey.
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The idea that the federal police should hire the hacker, a proposition raised during the press conference, is laughable. By that measure, every jerk who doxxes someone on Reddit should be swimming in job offers.
Now that’s what I call logic!
Aside from the fact they’re naughty, why not hire hackers for security work? Takes a thief to catch a thief.
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Or just hire them to do nothing. Lots and lots of nothing.
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Yes - He was in the basement of the Comet Ping Pong pizza restaurant!
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