Unicorn chased down and returned to owner

Nonsense. After looking at those unicorn chasers I will have to look at some weird squid porn or closeups of insects devouring each other, just to even it all out.

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Cute story, but here’s what I want to know: Why is the woman on that couch showing a lot of skin, and the guys on either side of her are showing almost none?

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Because she is allowed to be comfortable under the hot studio lamps while some dumb appearance rules force the guys to overheat in their suits?

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Hmm, no. I’m thinking that while ā€œdumb appearance rulesā€ do apply, they have more to do with how she looks than with how they look.

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I sure as hell tried to prosecute my parents! But I was younger, maybe two or three.

My son’s mother still feels entitled to confiscate his electronics, and he’s almost 18. As long as he lives under her roof, it’s going to be hard to say no.

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She’s living the dream.

Don’t get all adulty and poop on the situation by analyzing it.

This 5 year old has a bloody unicorn pony! (naughty or not)

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If you want to apply for the job, preference is definitely given to virgins. This being the internet, that’s not as rare as you’d think.

Dammit!

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