Unicorn chased down and returned to owner

Nonsense. After looking at those unicorn chasers I will have to look at some weird squid porn or closeups of insects devouring each other, just to even it all out.

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Cute story, but hereā€™s what I want to know: Why is the woman on that couch showing a lot of skin, and the guys on either side of her are showing almost none?

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Because she is allowed to be comfortable under the hot studio lamps while some dumb appearance rules force the guys to overheat in their suits?

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Hmm, no. Iā€™m thinking that while ā€œdumb appearance rulesā€ do apply, they have more to do with how she looks than with how they look.

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I sure as hell tried to prosecute my parents! But I was younger, maybe two or three.

My sonā€™s mother still feels entitled to confiscate his electronics, and heā€™s almost 18. As long as he lives under her roof, itā€™s going to be hard to say no.

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Sheā€™s living the dream.

Donā€™t get all adulty and poop on the situation by analyzing it.

This 5 year old has a bloody unicorn pony! (naughty or not)

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If you want to apply for the job, preference is definitely given to virgins. This being the internet, thatā€™s not as rare as youā€™d think.

Dammit!

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