United passenger tried to bite off ear of seatmate

You have to go to the vet for that. I don’t know how I know that…

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BB’s become mostly politics and man-bites-man stories so… yes.

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… Eh? They’ll serve the people who might otherwise be sitting next to him on his next plane flight well, I assume.

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In other news, in the middle of a pandemic United is still seating strangers next to one another on their flights.

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Back in the Dark Ages (early '90s) I worked for a veterinary practice in South Florida. The drugs that were kept under lock and key were the euthanasia solution, injectable Valium, injectable steroids, and ketamine.

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Reminder: citing the statutory maximum sentence out of context is sensationalist nonsense.

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They’re going to miss out on the experience of a lifetime.

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Not as a pill it’s not. Veterinary ketamine is solution for injection.

Also, United? Since when is it the passengers that are doing the beating?

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Even that gets outsourced nowadays. :woman_shrugging:t2:

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And people don’t understand why I’m not eager to start flying again once the pandemic is over. I have one flight in mind for some point in the future: returning to Ireland and never leaving again.

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