United passenger was forced to urinate in plastic cup

[JonS]

Delta Airlines kicks man off plane for urgent need to use the restroom before takeoff

TMI ALERT On a recent trans-pacific 13+hr flight, I decided that with about 45mins of the flight left I’d rather hold on than use the onboard loo. Bad choice. The flight was delayed a little in landing, then we seemed to do endless laps around the perimeter of LAX while waiting for the gate to clear. Eventually, after the third lap around a particular piece of taxiway and being held at some arbitrary line, I could wriggle no more. I unbuckled, leapt up, and headed for the loo. One of the hostie…