University of Texas students protesting open carry gun law with open carry dildo protest

Clarification:

Texas passed a law allowing concealed carry on public college campuses. Open carry on campuses remains illegal - at least until the next legislative session, when they again feel the need to expand the ever oppressive gun rights limits Texas is known for.

Split the difference: get a dildo bat or a dildo billy club. See if the engineering students can make a man-portable dildo cannon.

/relating to dildo-open-carry I once drove for half a day with a floppy dildo on my can antenna. I got intimidated by a cop in a Safeway parking lot to take it off my car. When I owned a pickup and was a bit more in touch with my redneck heritage I had a gun rack and never got hassled, even driving downtown, for having a rifle an inch behind my head.

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Guns arenā€™t protected. The necessity of allowing guns for the express purpose of maintaining of a well regulated militia is.

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So they need to put those dildos behind very thin stretchy fabric.

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I was going to just leave this here

and then I found a dildo-battering arrest!

With dildos in the unis and shootings in the highschools, we seriously need weapons training in schools nowadays!

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I heard that it only shoots blanks.

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Obligatory in every gun thread:

ā€œIā€™ll give you my dildo when you pry it from my tired, exhausted handsā€

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Do you think maybe sheā€™s compensating for something?

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Your caliber is puny, everyone knows that the size of the dildo has everything to do with ā€˜the pleasureā€™ it creates. Try this one on for sizeā€¦

Donā€™t anybody tell him itā€™s not possibleā€¦

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@Papasan I knew you were wearing aviator goggles, I knew it!
@navarro What about as drones?


http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/06/30/flying-dildo-drone-s.html

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that would be a novelty, wouldnā€™t it?

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Clearly today is your first day on the internet.

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Well, if itā€™s quantity you want

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Depends on the model

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So this would be ok then?

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Maybe this?

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Donā€™t underestimate use of a dildo as a weapon.

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Apologies, this isnā€™t meant as an attack or anything like that, I genuinely want to know whether or not yā€™all consider the same group of current leadership who brought us things such as NDA, constant reauthorizing the patriot act, promises of transparencies, drone warfare, the lovely TPP, etc. Can same folks who consider corporations to be just as, if not more important than citizens (because money) have the ability to craft, negotiate, and represent this kind of movement without meddling in it so much, we end up losing more than just one amendment.

I mean hells, Iā€™ve taken a crapton of heat for supporting Bernie among the gun community. I know there are a HELL of a lot more 2A socialists out there, its just Iā€™d love to see 8 years of Bernie-style policies before Iā€™d consider altering/removing something like the 2nd Amendment.

Cheers all, its sometimes difficult to walk a line between political camps and I do value your opinions.

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