There is in fact one picture of me drunk on the Internet. And it’s far less attractive, believe me. And no, I am not going to tell you where it is, aiight?
Just figure it’s sort of like this: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6azwcS2C21ro8ysbo1_500.png
Revenue!
PS: Google analytics is not to be believed. I’m sure I’m not the only one blocking it.
We can do better than that next time - right?!
Maybe it was more like this? I think that bird is drunk.
Oh, and is it the man-leg or the yeti (that was a yeti right? this was early south park).
If you’re suggesting I might amuse myself by unleashing the Hammer that Smashes Suns on the BB analytics, I have no comment at this time.
Good lord, no. I am afraid of very few things, but birds with beaks like beverly shears are among those few. Having one on my head would probably result in a photo even more embarrassing than the one that actually exists… especially if I was drunk, that would greatly increase the chances of screaming like a little girl at a Zedd concert.
Yeah, that bird is pretty scary… But Stephen Fry is a treasure.
I don’t think any drunk pictures of me exist on the internet… maybe a couple of embarrassing ones, but I doubt that too.
I have no gifs in answer to your comment… maybe I’m giffed out.
no no no no no. Simply that the agents of chaos and confusion can enhance the excitement all round.
Ditto. Ghostery alongside ABP.
Google analytics tells a website information about a visitor, correct? (I read about it, but it sort of went over my head.) Information like the referring site, how long they were there, and how far they scrolled down? I remember someone once saying that BB once looked at whether or not people were reading comments by determining how far people scrolled down the page. If getting that information relied on something like Google analytics, then I think the results would be skewed because it seems like many tech people default to Java Script off unless a website is broken without it.
Not my area of expertise, codinghorror could answer if he pops in here but I just don’t know. AFAIK google analytics is more about referral tracking (marketing) than webmaster stats, but I’ve no idea as to it’s mechanisms.
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