One contacts the insurance company.
One then arranges an extremely complicated handover shuttling the handsome, but troubled, insurance adjuster across the city to make sure he is not followed before handing over the painting and escaping by boat pursued by hero on jet ski.
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Most of the museum’s paintings are by William Henry Singer, a forgettable impressionist with a steel baron father. Usually the most theft-worthy thing in the museum is the stone rabbit out front.
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Thomas Crowne robbed a bank.
Art is hard to resell, so they say it’s planned, complete with a buyer lined up. Andthen it’s never seen again.
In 1972 fhe Montreal Museum of Fine arts was robbed, someone going in through the skylight. Two guards tied up. It was labor day weekend. Ne er seen since, though they had more painting wqiting to steal so they must have been interrupted in some way.
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Here’s to all the petty retail store smash and grab thieves who inspired this classy gent’s #YOLO outlook on life.
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Related, of course, is the Gardner Museum Heist:
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Swiped right under the gaze of the security cameras; swiped right, I guess they fancied it.
Really? Since it’s a van Gogh they might’ve been playing it by ear.
(I’ll see myself out now)
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