If it canāt do cocaine can it really be called a Venture Capitalist?
But there is a new career opportunity for āInvestment Tool Optimizationā Specialists to advise on what buzzwords you should hide in 0.1 font in your pitch.
An AI on the board of direct for a company doing biotechnology and regenerative medicine?
Ahem:
āIām a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.ā
āRandom guesswork with other peopleās money is no longer a career!ā
Not true: the government is still hiring!
Yo dawg, we heard you like ādisruptiveā so we disrupted you.
Or thisā¦
Your entire portfolio has been a mathematical errorā¦ a mathematical error Iām about to correct!
ā¦I think we can put our differences between us. For finance. You monster.
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