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If it can't do cocaine can it really be called a Venture Capitalist?
But there is a new career opportunity for "Investment Tool Optimization" Specialists to advise on what buzzwords you should hide in 0.1 font in your pitch.
An AI on the board of direct for a company doing biotechnology and regenerative medicine?
Ahem:
"I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton."
"Random guesswork with other people's money is no longer a career!"
Not true: the government is still hiring!
Yo dawg, we heard you like 'disruptive' so we disrupted you.
Or this...
Your entire portfolio has been a mathematical error... a mathematical error I'm about to correct!
...I think we can put our differences between us. For finance. You monster.
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