Venture Capitalists being automated out

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If it can’t do cocaine can it really be called a Venture Capitalist?

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But there is a new career opportunity for “Investment Tool Optimization” Specialists to advise on what buzzwords you should hide in 0.1 font in your pitch.

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An AI on the board of direct for a company doing biotechnology and regenerative medicine?

Ahem:

“I’m a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.”

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“Random guesswork with other people’s money is no longer a career!”

Not true: the government is still hiring!

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Yo dawg, we heard you like ‘disruptive’ so we disrupted you.

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Or this…

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Your entire portfolio has been a mathematical error… a mathematical error I’m about to correct!

…I think we can put our differences between us. For finance. You monster.

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