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That’s certainly my potty dance.
Maybe what that really is: A bad imitation of a cat’s settling-down, nipple-pushing thing.
Too fast with the paws and not enough intense staring through half-closed eyes. Or drool.

Yep. A very poor imitation indeed.
My cat tries to knead the floor, as she’s standing on it, when I first fill her food bowl up in the morning; it’s hilarious.
That good boys trim package came with a cute.
Where did all the concern trolling go? Has it gone out of fashion? Oh well, I’ll do it:
This is clearly an animal in great distress; spastic repetitive movements betray a profound inner anxiety and existential dread. And you people find this… funny!?!
And what about the carpet? Will no one think of the carpet??
My guess is he’s eagerly awaiting a scooby snack.
Stop filming him, and take him outside…![]()
If only.
By the way…

Because people actually caring about things does what? Ruin your idle thread browsing?
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