Very stable genius claims hammers kill more people than guns, dislikes it when Good Liars corrects him

“I have a student in my class that keeps hitting other kids with a hammer over and over. I can’t get anything done and the other kids are hurt and they hate it!”

“Have you tried taking the hammer away from that student?”

“No, no, it’s not the hammer’s fault. Everyone knows that kids have the right to have hammers! I want to buy a bunch of hammers and give them to all the other students, and then no one will ever have problems with hammers again!”

More hammers will definitely fix everything for sure.

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