Viagra thief "not a hardened criminal," according to his attorney

The gentleman in this story couldn’t get the prance in his Pinkie either.

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That will be the legal third leg he will stand on.

My deepest apologies.

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Whatever he can do to prop up his argument, amirite?

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A risible claim by the attorney, ironically.

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Fun fact: Sildenafil is used to treat pulmonary hypertension in mammalian pets (often concurrent condition with cardiac disease).

And yes, part of the standard discussion is “I’d be happy to write you a prescription that you can submit to an online pharmacy if you don’t want to walk in to a pharmacy to get Viagra “for your dog”…” (wink wink)

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Viagra by Pfizer? I could have sworn it was Johnson & Johnson.

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Maybe you’re thinking of Pfister, the faucet company.

knocked loose water GIF by Pure Noise Records

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Yah that looks more like me.

More like single entendre, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more…

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