Originally published at: Viagra thief "not a hardened criminal," according to his attorney | Boing Boing
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The penis pills didn’t work as intended, then?
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Well, when they say take one, they didn’t mean he could swipe it. /s
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Lawyer’s having fun.
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His client is a real softie, said the lawyer, offering a flaccid defense.
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Hopefully he’ll avoid a stiff penalty
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Why not see a doctor? It isn’t hard.
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WARNING: If you experience an incarceration that lasts more than four hours contact an attorney.
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(Are we still doing Phrasing?)
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My ears pricked up when I read the headline.
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He went about this all half cocked
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I think you’re taking the wrong medicine.
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If the lawyer says that was an accident, don’t believe him. He spent hours the night before laughing at his own ingenuity when he thought it up.
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Did it get the blood pumping?
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As a young pharmacy student, the first time I had to counsel a patient on this med, his name was Mr. Newman.
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How odd. The BBS isn’t playing this gif automatically for me, so I was mistakenly wondering why you chose to post the sad, grey absence of Pinkie as a response.
Until it clicked. and so did I.
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