It’s all an elaborate ruse. (Actually not that elaborate, but dark. Very, very dark.)
Lol. I’m here too. I’m not a techie and I barely qualify as a geek. And certainly not a genius.
I’m a super genius.
Hey, I’m here too. I’m no genius, some days I struggle to string words into a coherent post. Compared to all the computer programmers and techies on the board, I feel like the village idiot. But if I can fit in, anyone can. Plus, I’m a bona-fide pope:
Supposedly according to some tests and standardized test scores or something. I sure don’t feel it a lot of the time.
As a poster my mom had up in her classroom said ‘Everybody is stupid, just not at the same things’.
Damnit, I’m only a priest, a rabbi, and a nun.
I was waiting till the morphine stopped making me see pink elephants
But she was too crafty for my shenanigans.
japhroaig walks into a bar…
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey!! You!! We got a drink named after you!”
The grasshopper looks at the bartender and replies, “Really? You got a drink named Murray?”
You didn’t tell her prior to being admitted; unless you were unconscious or otherwise incapacitated, that’s still asking for it.
Also, conversations with one’s mom while trippin’ balls is just good fun!
Well, she still loves me very much and thinks I’m the bees knees, so thpppppppttt!
“No, but Katy did!”
“Come at me bro.”
Of course she does; that’s what mommies do!
But mine would have still given me business for not telling her in advance. She likes to get all the worrying in that she can…
No matter how old, mature, capable, intelligent, wise, and taken care lf, that’s still their job
Oh, and HI MOM!! I’m pretty sure you’re reading this! You can just text me
Umm… wouldn’t it be, japhroaig swims into a bar, seeing that he’s a fish?