It’s all an elaborate ruse. (Actually not that elaborate, but dark. Very, very dark.)
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Lol. I’m here too. I’m not a techie and I barely qualify as a geek. And certainly not a genius.
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I’m a super genius.
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I’m more…
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Slack!
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Hey, I’m here too. I’m no genius, some days I struggle to string words into a coherent post. Compared to all the computer programmers and techies on the board, I feel like the village idiot. But if I can fit in, anyone can. 
Plus, I’m a bona-fide pope:
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Supposedly according to some tests and standardized test scores or something. I sure don’t feel it a lot of the time.
As a poster my mom had up in her classroom said ‘Everybody is stupid, just not at the same things’.
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Damnit, I’m only a priest, a rabbi, and a nun.
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I was waiting till the morphine stopped making me see pink elephants 
But she was too crafty for my shenanigans.
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japhroaig walks into a bar…
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A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey!! You!! We got a drink named after you!”
The grasshopper looks at the bartender and replies, “Really? You got a drink named Murray?”
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You didn’t tell her prior to being admitted; unless you were unconscious or otherwise incapacitated, that’s still asking for it.
Also, conversations with one’s mom while trippin’ balls is just good fun!
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Well, she still loves me very much and thinks I’m the bees knees, so thpppppppttt!
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“Come at me bro.”
Of course she does; that’s what mommies do!
But mine would have still given me business for not telling her in advance. She likes to get all the worrying in that she can…
*lolz
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No matter how old, mature, capable, intelligent, wise, and taken care lf, that’s still their job 
Oh, and HI MOM!! I’m pretty sure you’re reading this! You can just text me
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Umm… wouldn’t it be, japhroaig swims into a bar, seeing that he’s a fish? 
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