I coworker asked me, “why does this virus only seem to infect celebrities?”
This guy does data analysis for a living. 
They don’t know how they contracted the highly contagious disease, Bacow wrote.
I do. University administrators are in meetings dawn to dusk, usually with other administrators who are in meetings dawn to dusk. If you’re the president of Harvard, you’re also in meetings with community leaders and national leaders outside the campus. Honestly, if there’s anyone in the best possible position to catch a virus, it is the president of Harvard.
(On many US campuses these meetings are still going on, because no administrator wants to admit that his or her unit is not essential.)
I’m happy to report I don’t know who most of these celebrities are.
Here’s one of many worth celebrating, and not just for her dress:
They are the only ones that can get fucking tested.
And due to his many engagements, they can’t track where he was who he has infected.
And nobody gets to hear about the 100 Joe Smith’s out there who died
