Visible crocodile model


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/20/visible-crocodile-model.html


#2

Where’s the alarm clock?


#3

Are those the hands of Steve Irwin in the belly?


#4

This gator will really tie my alchemy room together.


#5

Someone has to make a little version of the Visible Man and put him in the Visible Croc’s stomach.


#6

A stuffed alligator is absolutely standard equipment in any properly-run magical establishment. - Terry Pratchett


#7

To quote a long-lost comment here, “he died as he lived; with animals in his heart.”


#8

One day shipping? What the hell could be so fucking important?


#9

I see you’ve never had a kid who suddenly remembered that they have a science fair project due in 48 hours.


#10

Costco.


#11

As explained to my by an animal control officer in Florida, it hugely complicates the issue of what to do with a gator when it eats somebody’s hand. Because there are “human remains” involved.


#12

Further complicated by the time factor. As they say, the clock is ticking.


#13

Hmm. I read the headline as “Visible crocodile motel”. This is not what I was expecting.


#14

Now it will happen.


#15

They also have an invisible version of this model, but you can’t find them anywhere.


#16

I don’t see anyone being on the fence as far as how much they like the see-through croc; those who want this sort of thing… want it IMMEDIATELY.


#17

Same day delivery if it came with an under chassis neon light kit…


#18

It’s a vast improvement over the invisible crocodile model.


#19

Just the masterstroke needed to make it sell!


#20

You sir are obviously no connoisseur!