Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/04/27/watch-9-year-old-girls-one.html
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Late stage captionism!
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The first one was marginally funny, but the rest were totally flat.
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Not funny, but cute. And that “professional joke writer”? You’re fired.®
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My God, anything is better than what the actual cartoonists come up with. The New Yorker is now like Playboy of old, only for real: I only read it for the articles.
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I wonder if maybe these hyper-connected people are from families with not a lot of children in them. Many children are just as witty, but don’t get New Yorker videos about it.
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Life is so unfair.
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Did you caption that, you scamp?
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I was expecting her to just write “Christ, what an asshole” for every single one.
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I don’t know that I think it’s unfair that some people have the resources to make a really big deal about their children’s modest talents. Except to the children.
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The dumbing of America continues. Now the average schmuck is oh so impressed with the pedestrian words of a nine year old. The movie Idiocracy - it’s happening NOW.
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By all means, you should tell them to stop it. Commenting on a message board is probably the most efficient way.
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I am overwhelmingly impressed… by people going out of their way to diss a 9 year old, and to diss boing boing for posting it.
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actually, “Don’t judge.” and “How’s life?” “The same.” both made me guffaw, so props to her for those. her method of “not overthinking it” is actually good advice.
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at least she can hold a pen to it…
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I was looking at the twitter thread, and I don’t know if this made the video:
“If you want a remote, get this one.” I can’t imagine the original caption was better than that.
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