Shitty New Yorker cartoon captions

[boingboing]

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[anon59592690]

Christ, what a rigmarole.

[anon87143080]

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Shitty New Yorker Cartoon Captions

[allenk]

@anon87143080

Couldn’t find the Tumblr without going three layers deep

Thanks for the link. Screw Instagram.

Jebus, there are >1000 of these??

[belovedvillain]

These dudes get it.

[Jesse13927]

[Mongrove]

Well this one was pretty funny!

[anon87143080]

[Scientist]

[DougB]

If only we could bring back Dysfunctional Family Circus and The Other Family.

[YankInNewZealand]

"Does Billy floating near the ceiling mean the exorcism is working or not?"

[anon15383236]

Some of them are just too true to be funny.

[evilkolbot]

I got quite excited by the headline. Ooh, a collection of New Yorker cartoons where the captions were very ill-considered or in poor taste. But no. Just people being “humorous”, and in an intentionally laboured and unfunny way. Oh well.

[Lex10]

I felt there was no need to shitty up already shitty cartoons

[ThatDarnedAntiChrist]

There is a book called “The Rejection Collection,” which is nothing but rejected New Yorker cartoons. Most of them are exceptionally dark but very funny, like this one:

[generic_name]

I like the idea, but too many of the captions are tediously long. “Brevity is the soul of wit.”

[anon15383236]

So, good idea, but long captions?

[generic_name]

Heh. Well done.

[hecep]

(The main character’s drug-tipped blow dart-driven dream from The Stench of Honolulu by Jack Handey)

I became a snowflake, drifting slowly to earth. I was different from every other snowflake, and they let me know it.