Watch a tornado flatten a Starbucks in seconds


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Oh no! My latte!


Don’t worry–there’s another one just across the street.


Now it’s a flatte.


there’s a metaphor here, i just can’t figure out what it is.


“I’ll have a Venti, Flat White. To go.”


STILL waiting for my damn latte! wtf?


Okay, tornados are really powerful…but somebody is going to jail.


No kidding. Notice all sorts of other things right next to it that didn’t collapse like a house of cards.


A better title would be “watch a floor while a Starbucks is flattened by a tornado in seconds.”


This proves that god hates Kenny G.


God’s judgement on the abomination of burnt coffee.


Ooh I want to take you down to
Kokomo, we’ll get some starbucks and then take it slow
That’s where the wind will blow…down in Kokomo.


That’s a vortex of nope. I couldn’t live in an area with tornadoes can be a thing… technically it’s possible in the Austin area. We got a few tornado warnings early in the year but nothing came of it beyond the usual bad weather.


Jarrell isn’t too far north now


Don’t speak such Careless Whispers.


The bathrooms are always the safest spot. I don’t know why they don’t just knock down the bathroom walls and make the entire restaurant the bathroom.


Wow! Angel Ramos deserves a big thank you. His actions may have saved some lives.


I thought that was basically McDonald’s plan.


Is it me, or does it look like the construction on this Starbucks was unconscionably terrible?