"Why’s he landing on us?
Should of answered, “Maybe your bugged.”
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Woodpecker: [pecks phone]
Lady: “He’s confused.”
Woodpecker: !!! [attacks the lady]
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Lady, that bird is not confused. He is displaying a focus and intensity of purpose straight from a Hitchcock film. He’s gonna peck the bejesus outa your phone: you and your family can do this the easy way or the hard way, up to you. That is perhaps the least confused bird I had ever seen.
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