Sure, use The Man’s word definition book and you’ll read everything the way The Man wants you to. It’s just like spending money; you’re spreading the gospels of racist asshole Andrew Jackson and probably relatively cool guy Ulysses S. Grant and notorious womanizer Benjamin Franklin every time you do it. Purge your purse of their visages! Send them to me for proper disposal into the Memory Hole.
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Totally OT, but I actually thought about that today because I’m wearing a dress that when I sit down rides up to the point that the backside barely sits under me if I’m in a chair. From my perspective as a rational adult, the opaque black tights make this an acceptable winter outfit, but as we all know, I should be thrown out of school for my hussiness.
