Originally published at: Watch an adorable red panda attempt to scare a big rock | Boing Boing
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They gave it a really good go and the rock didn’t even bother.
A clear win to Red Panda.
I really dislike that jangly YouTube music.
I CANNOT STAND THIS MUSIC!!!
First, a major key with a bouncy piano line.
Me: Okay, this is fine.
Next, human whistling happy major key with bouncy piano line.
Me: I want to watch the red panda please. Just no glockenspiel and this is fine.
Next, glockenspiel.
Me: FUUUUUUUU!!! Quick, to the comments!!!
The only redeeming thing about it was NO UKULELE.
I can’t wait for high-quality robopets to hit the market, so that I can get a Red Panda buddy who won’t try to shred me. Of course, I’m hoping for proper domesti-bots to hit the market first; I’m running out of clean dishes.
The red panda isn’t looking at the rock. I think maybe there was a mouse or something that we couldn’t see behind that rock that started the little guy. Maybe a bug.
Nonsense. The panda is clearly trying to levitate that rock.
But as we all know, there is no try.
Red Panda Earth Bender confirmed!
Red Panda Kitchen Buddy?
Makes up for it by being ace at vegetarian food prep.
I generated the image using GhostlyStock mentioned in another post today. I decided to run the prompt through Crayon/Dal-e too. I won’t share Crayon’s nasty, mangled images We are talking “goat eyeball weird”!
Edit: swapped “created” to “generated” to reflect my level of artist input.
Yeah, don’t, let’s remember them as Cute AF instead
It’s a natural reaction that red pandas exhibit when confronted with rocks containing chrome.
Unfortunately, it does not seem to be very effective.
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