Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/09/watch-attempt-to-break-into-p.html
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Which Cabinet position is this fellow currently occupying?
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Home Office, obviously.
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Didn’t he see the PUSH sign?
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See also: “Idiot try’s to write caption with correct punctuation”
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… he does know they have surveillance cameras right? Right?
So are we dropping the old terminology, “handle-capped” for newer words like “accessibility-challenged” for people like this?
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I see two clear instances of temporal loop closure. This dude got his skateboard back AND the handle, scott-free.
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I mean, it’s a foolproof crime really. One way or another you are going to end up on the inside…
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Man, for a skateboarder, he took that fall pretty hard.
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Not a lot of contextual support for the headline. I mean that could be a police station, rather than a random office building, and he does look like a skateboardin’ fool (a fool of some kind, anyway), but it could be any fool anywhere.
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That’s right skatbro, break that steel shank in the door with your super strength! ROOAR…
Or, conversely, stop smoking meth?
Strongest thing that kid’s done is probably Capri Sun
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Yeaahhh… he took a bit of a tumble, didn’t hit anything on anything but the floor and I didn’t see anything bend at a weird angle, he had way too much difficulty standing up.
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Drugs are bad, mmkay?
Guy was so loaded he couldn’t even stand up. Surprised he realized it was a police station.
I’ve got to handle it to him. A Trump supporter, perhaps?
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