Watch: If Tim Burton directed a porn video


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#2

I love that shed with the giant softbox for windows. Nice light.


#3

Looks OK. But its no Edward Penishands.


#4

From the context I’m guessing that’s not a euphemism.


#5

Brilliant!


#6

I wish women would still wear these old-timey swimsuits.


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No one will be seated during the spaghetti scene!


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That’s what Vermeer said!
http://instantrimshot.com/

(I’m here all week, folks!)


#9

Edward Penis Hands… Not a great porno, but neither are any of the others.


#10

The Girl With The Pearl Necklace?


#11

I’m going to squirt some lotion on your back …in about 35 seconds…


#12

Thats good because I will watch anything featuring Helena Bonham Carter.


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