Watch: If Tim Burton directed a porn video

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I love that shed with the giant softbox for windows. Nice light.

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Looks OK. But its no Edward Penishands.

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From the context I’m guessing that’s not a euphemism.

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Brilliant!

I wish women would still wear these old-timey swimsuits.

No one will be seated during the spaghetti scene!

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That’s what Vermeer said!
http://instantrimshot.com/

(I’m here all week, folks!)

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Edward Penis Hands… Not a great porno, but neither are any of the others.

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The Girl With The Pearl Necklace?

I’m going to squirt some lotion on your back …in about 35 seconds…

Thats good because I will watch anything featuring Helena Bonham Carter.

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